Hilarious hook up stories
My phone had died in the night so I plug it in. We were in bed trying to sleep when I get a weird feeling in my downstairs region. He assured me that nobody could see anything and kind of made me keep going, which was awfully rude, but, whatever.
Posted Dec 03 - We both knew we were only ever going to hookup; there was no real chemistry, just a moderate physical attraction that was pretty hot at the time but was always doomed to quickly fizzle. Then another car pulled up.
Tinder Tales: 16 insane but true stories
When we were both fully clothed and driving away from where we got caught, we realized it was actually church parking lot. If I was butt-naked and not in the bathroom, where the hell did I go? So that was one of the weirdest times I tried to hook up, I guess. She was giving him a blowjob and he fell asleep.
My phone had died in the night so I plug it in. I also then sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher so it was a pretty memorable night.
That shit shows up with a vengence and makes no apologies. I didn't say anything, just ran back to the guy's room and laid in bed. Share On link Share On link.
We couldn't wait to go back to our dorms, so we parked his car in an empty lot and hopped in the back. So, of course, this is when his roommate walks downstairs and asks for a condom. Share On email Share On email Email.
Pontus_Hjelm - 19.06.2018 in 19:42
After they left I was completely done, but Brett clearly still had a bit of a problem, so I told him he could finish himself off while I kind of just sat there. And then it dawns on me.
Jonni_Cross - 27.06.2018 in 08:15
After an all-night party, I hooked up with someone in my dorm room.
Kaky_Takashi - 30.06.2018 in 23:43
So, of course, this is when his roommate walks downstairs and asks for a condom. We started making out, but I randomly started puking on his nice suit.